Mizzaroo
Vancouver, United States
Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Can you imagine playing scrabble with that nutter? It would be so vapid.
yup93 7
Maybe she should have looked up the definition of "overreaction"
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kingsian 15
Our moms might be sisters OP. it's alight I'm used to it now. Bob and weave OP lol
nickolascronk 3
Well your mom is a dumb bitch. Simple as that
Urpoppy 21
I feel bad for you having such an ignorant, stupid, and stubborn mother. Plan your future carefully so you can escape that lousy environment.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Pungent, n. A man who is fond of plays on words.
doritowhore 9
Well, she could have exclaimed that the dictionary was wrong. A response I once got from trying to prove to someone that tomorrow is not, in fact, spelled with an a.
Mizzaroo 13
Just to be clear, I was definitely not being rude in any way while showing her the word. She did ask me to prove it though, so I did. Then she went bonkers.
talloctopus 7
your mom is an idiot
VeeFel 2
I hope it was a small, paperback dictionary... Otherwise this just sounds very painful.
Mizzaroo 13
I have dodge skills thankfully! ;)
bladomas 2
This shows how the world is like today, be glad that you have a bugger vocabulary than the 'average' person
TheMystery13 13
You should follow her around with a dictionary and read her random definitions. Or, instead of random ones, start with big words that she probably doesn't know, and gradually move down to small words that insult her intelligence. When she complains, read the definitions of "willful" and "ignorance".