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Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

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I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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hansbans11 0

God, op, you're so dumb. Train ur dog. I trained my sweet pitty to sit in front of food for periods of time without eating it until I give the ok. you know what f ur dogs life bc he had to get his food from ur dirty mouth.

Close your mouth when you eat.

Well, atleast it's a kiss you'll never forget.

goldspeck 0

YDI TRAIN YOU DOG

*your* not you...

Snickers is a troll!

Aw I have a Siberian Husky, but she's only about 50lbs, and would never do something like this.

I agree with #3.

I have a 170 lb great dane, and this would never happen, despite him outweighing me by a good 60 lbs. As others have said, train your dog.

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ilovewhoppers 0

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