Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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thatWOULD_happen 0
thats terrible =[ im so sorry for your losses
Whoa_YouSuckk 0
aww, i'm so sorry :( thats so messed up
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Comments (389)
Polionixon 2
That's ****** up i can tell you first hand its not fun to lose a friend (s) in a car accident :(
nicolexsmile 0
awh. i'm sorry for your losses. ): and for all you dumbasses who don't know how FML works, saying "today," is required for an FML to post. so stop bitching about how this is fake & that nobody would go on fml.com right after their friends die. cause it couldve happened a while ago. thank you. :)
fmlcomment 2
The cop didn't pull her over...all he has on her is her incoherent (she was in hysterics) explanation that suggested she was on the phone illegally. He has no proof that she didn't pull over before, or that she didn't use a headset. And he had no reason to focus on that. At least she pulled over once she got upset. I know on here she admitted to talking while driving, but he really has no grounds to charge her.
Luckster 0
Finally, someone who pays attention!
Luckster 0
ALL of the FMLs begin with "Today", regardless of when it actually happened!
magicoilyoctopi 0
"Today" on this site doesn't always mean this exact day, as many people have already pointed out.
magicoilyoctopi 0
Beat me to it, hah.
sgrnspc1098 0
If two of your best friends died, you would not be on this site today. This is fake. People like you ruin this site
Freaking_Joel 0
YDI for having friends
in_wonderland 1
i'm so sorry for your loss, that is so sad. but **** da police!
luvmybby0623 0
Geez. What a jackass. I'm sorry for your loss and your ticket):
magicoilyoctopi 0
Screwed up the comment, sorry.
rustyrox 0
y didn't u tell him u got the call then pulled over? isn't that what they want you to do?
lolololcheese 0
:(