Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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thatWOULD_happen 0
thats terrible =[ im so sorry for your losses
Whoa_YouSuckk 0
aww, i'm so sorry :( thats so messed up
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Comments (389)
TrAnMu 0
heartless much?
dustbunny10 0
you shouldve told him you were on your headset and not actually holding onto the phone while driving!
Joshwuh 0
Wow, your 2 best friends die so what do you do? Go post it on an internet site to total strangers? Strange . . .
CrunkCupcake97 2
oh my god, I'm so sorry/;
bookworm124 0
That sucks. That cop is a douche. If you know who he is and what department he's from, I'd complain.
Turtles 0
You should buy a bluetooth.
fayzer88 0
What if your friends were killed by someone talking on their cell phone while driving? I bet you would feel horrible!
bobobedobo 0
Something similar happened to me, minus the friends dying part :( I was rear ended at a stop light and he drove away, so I called the police while driving after him for the license plate number and when the cops came, I got a ticket for being on the phone. Ugh
angryseatroll 5
Aww! I am so sorry. I know how it feels. My best friend of mine died about a month ago, and on the night she died I was speeding over to her family's house and the cop pulled me over. I'm sorry for your loss.
midnighthammers 0
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