Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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thatWOULD_happen 0
thats terrible =[ im so sorry for your losses
Whoa_YouSuckk 0
aww, i'm so sorry :( thats so messed up
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Comments (389)
slushpuppy123 0
God you're an idiot. Hysterics does not mean laughing hysterically. Hysterics are phases where you undergo intense emotion. Laughter CAN be one, but so can fear, sadness, and other extremities. Maybe you should learn the english language before you start typing.
Left4Dead12 0
Owned lol
MrFagHole 0
YDI for letting your friends die, fatass.
bibobobonnor 8
#388 1. you've never seen him he could be the skinniest guy on the planet and 2. how in the world was he supposed know his friends were gonna die and stop it oh is he gonna have a vision of the future
Chocolate_Chunk 2
obvious troll is not so obvious, it seems
aidenkush 0
that's terrible! :/. so sorry
kcooldude550 0
fakest fml evar. if it where true your 2 "best friends" died in a car accident you wouldent post it on a website turning it into a joke. and if this is true then your clealry not sad.
killamakinskrill 0
**** the police i just go out of jail for breaking a cops noes
panda910 0
That cop's a douche. Sorry bout your friends.
Blinky125 0
All I'm sayin is..its sad that getting on FML to post this is what came to mind after getting news ur two best friends were killed..
Koolgirl15 0
What a douche