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Ballsy427 Apo, United States

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

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Ballsy427 5

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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mamm_fml 14

Getting a raise.

Ley135 20

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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Comments (209)

ktiskool 18

Looks like someone's getting a promotion ;)

martin8337 36

Or a raise/bonus.

SocotheRedheeler 2

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MortenM 17

I think you should get your keyboard checked #112

pjsr 33

at at least moving up

bravesgirl55 11

Obviously it wasn't that impressive if you didn't notice it in the picture you took. Haha!

The_Big_Boss 20

I like you

bpickett18 16

Ot maybe he didnt notice because its his own dick so he's used to seeing it all the time so he just didnt notice.

Mekeritrig 15

Count your blessings; you could've been fired for sexual harassment.

MrConcise 35

That's not the only way he was blessed, apparently.

QueenofWheels 13

I am thinking maybe she should be. Not sure she should comment on his penis.

ChristianH39 30

I mean if you accidentally send your boss a picture of your member then a funny comment about it is getting off light

QueenofWheels 13

I swear I can say the sky is blue and people will downvote it.

PenguinBitch 44

Next time think with your other head op and check the pic twice!

CallMeBatman 15

It could be worse, at least she was impressed by..

CyberGothic 16

Srsly? In the nude? And you didn't QA the pic? You're lucky Human Resources isn't all up in you with a sexual harassment complaint. In fact, buy a boatload of lottery tickets so you can win big and retire.

JBChristian 47

Srsly?? Did you srsly just spell it like that?

worldclassrager 41

A little crop work then it's perfect...even if you are alone maybe a little clothing wouldn't be a bad idea

skittyskatbrat 19

Crop work? Circumcising an adult is rarely a good idea...

rawr1308 14

I think he meant cropping the picture

Polynomial 28

bShe liked your "pencil". Are you using cockrola crayons? Are you a head of the competition? Can I give you a tip? Home made white out?

andy594328 17

All awful.

Polynomial 28

I will get my quality up for next time ;)

imlifeless2 25

No. Please, just stop.

Irishguy64 1

I thought they were good

Hiimhaileypotter 53

Oh my. "Cockrola." Lmfao.

Nilorak 24

Didn't you check before you dicked, I mean clicked.

sneakybabymaker 20

Might as well see if you can run with it

skittyskatbrat 19

If he can't run with it, he really ought to go into ****.