Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out just how bad my boyfriend's trust issues are, thanks to him being cheated on in the past. He actually had the nerve to ask his 6 year-old son if I had any other men come over while he was at work. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
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JustDerpin 11
I love your username, OP.
MURIKKA 11
The line, he crossed it.
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Comments (98)
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Please stay safe. This story sounds pretty serious, OP, regardless of the conversations here. You might consider getting a restraining order, because that was a threat. This guy is a great, big, potential criminal, and he sounds like he is obsessed with controlling you. Do NOT have any more conversations with this man. If you have a child in common, or some reason you HAVE to contact him, PLEASE have someone with you. Good luck, and stay safe. Don't be afraid to call the police if necessary.
missnuthin 10
good for you for leaving his ass. that shit isn't ok.
Calingaladha 21
Torture isn't acceptable in any form. Besides, it's been shown that torture isn't very effective at getting reliable information. Good on you for dumping his sick ass.
SammySixx98 2
You should have responded,"Yes and I would like to torture the shit out of you right now". Just an idea.
od4ev 13
I don't see a problem here.
pigbilly 0
-_- What is the world coming to to where that is actually a problem? I TRUST my girlfriend. And YOU shouldn't NEED to worry about that.
xmaximusx 12
Lighten up
ellytoad 13
Urgh. It's a good thing you dumped him.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why were you talking to your ex about such things in the first place? And does anyone else have 50 Shades of Grey images flashing through their heads?
Run_The_Pacific 2
she broke up with him after they had this debate because of what he said.
mrsvonvanity 1
Overly attached boyfriend lol