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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments (599)

DeathBunny218 37

The fact that you came on here looking for sympathy makes you deserve it even more.

hennessy89 34

Could I give you a double like for this comment?

DeathbatAttack 17

In this case YDI means You Douchebag Idiot.

caviar_fml 2

I hope you get fired

wazdog 4

This has got to be the biggest YDI ever. EVER! Rot in jail, you scumbag

Nudi_fml 13

FYL for being a douche. Glad they caught you.

sweet_hinder 0

You wanted to be a thief no sympathy here for you. You got what you deserved lol lol lol!

eurostar710 11

YDI I hope you got fired too

VaanBasch 1

You better be fired. You're among the worst types of employees. Customers shouldn't have to put up with that crap.