Today, I was at volleyball practice. My coach told us to do cartwheels... - FML

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By izzy - 08/11/2017 03:37 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was at volleyball practice. My coach told us to do cartwheels from one end of the court to the other. I had never learnt to cartwheel, so I stood there in shock. I was the only one who couldn't do a cartwheel. My coach made me do 5 while everyone watched. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 10 November 2017 15:28

My guess is part orientation training so they can keep track of where the net is without seeing it, and part arm strength training. That said, I've never played volleyball in my life so I am guessing based off what I've observed at mandatory attendance games.

TheEndIsNigh 10

Friday 10 November 2017 12:19

What have cartwheels got to do with volleyball?

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Friday 10 November 2017 12:19

What have cartwheels got to do with volleyball?

GhostFox 33

Friday 10 November 2017 15:28

My guess is part orientation training so they can keep track of where the net is without seeing it, and part arm strength training. That said, I've never played volleyball in my life so I am guessing based off what I've observed at mandatory attendance games.

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