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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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ilovemarc 0

why would u throw a rock at someone u mean bitch

mayhembaby 0

262 i fully agree. i think it's funny... it would be funny to throw a rock at an absolute stranger (if not a little immature and dangerous) the fact that he's a hobo doesn't necesarily make it any funnier / less funny

OhYargPirate 0

262, it's not the fact that a small rock wouldn't hurt that's ****** up, it's the fact that the OP decided to be a dick and throw it at a person who has been down on his luck, who probably isn't right in the head, and probably couldn't give a shit about what the consequences were about his actions, so the OP is a dumbass for not being able to see this coming. You totally deserve it, I hope it taught you a little something.

You're lucky you didn't get stabbed, you stupid ****.

Kira_fml 0

yeah, very funny. idiot.

RazorbladeSmiles 0

Did you really think that people would feel sorry for you? And I love how you had to include "small rock" in the story as a sad attempt to make yourself look better.

Page 3 and rising of the flop section.

YDI f***ing ten times over

Sugar_lipsXo 0

ROFLMAO thank you.