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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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I wish he got your arm or something. Nothing fatal, just something to teach you a lesson, you goddamn prick.

good work. Homeless people should think twice about sleeping on public benches.

#630 i agree with you

your kind of an asshole

I'm all for people like you getting stabbed by homeless folks.

YES cause throwning rocks at people is SO MUCH ******* FUN. i hope you get stabbed, asshole. i hate ******* like you who think hurting people in any way is fun. You So ******* Deserved It. get a life asshole and stop wasting your time throwing rocks at people. if i ever see you, i'll throw a rock at you next time and laugh. hows that sound?

btw i totally agree with #107. i ******* hope that happens to you. what the **** is wrong with you? since when is it ever ok/fun to throw rocks a people.

btw OP, if your somehow dead tomorrow, its probably cause all these people commenting KICKED YOUR ASS and shoved a rock down your throat. your such a dick OP.

you are a piece of human excrement. The shame of this story is he didn't catch you.