Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Halloween
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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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Top comments
key_2010 0
YDI for having sex while the family was still home.
sourgirl101 29
That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.
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Comments (52)
perdix 31
Convince them that you wear special rubber socks as support hose.
xcrystal011 2
embarrassing
macskapingvin 0
I'd say you're an idiot, but you've probably been informed of that already.
detolicious 2
how is that even possible? ... boggles the mind
remfire 0
Dumbass!
LemonStarship 5
You wouldn't happen to be blind would you?
sourgirl101 29
That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.
floppycow 0
win win win
mrstzeed 1
maybe next time you SHOULDN'T have sex with your family just down stairs...are you seriously that comfortable with your family? come on now...... maybe you should get your own place:-)
rjnorton84 0
not op's family! gf's family! even worse lol
mona_is_here 10
Thumbs up to that, 27.
drummerchic14 0
some ppl unfortunately don't have the house to themselves very often because the parents have a weird work schedule.. and if we all had the money to get our own place wouldn't that be nice but guess what most people don't... so stop being so narrow-minded.
ulicksam 0
What the hell is the matter with some of you kids having sex with other people in the house and being surprised when you get caught? What an idiot. YDI.
junebarcarole 1
So true! At least have the decency to wait until no one's home. Her family doesn't want to catch you having sex any more than you want to be caught.
ericahippiechick 0
really? do you have any respect for your/her family? grr YDI do it after next time.