Love: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about...

haleyart 10 June 2013, 16:10 Shreveport, United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

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haleyart 15

3 October 2013, 23:30

Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)

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kotana191 8

10 June 2013, 23:12

well it's the thought that counts, right? at least he tried to be romantic. shit happens.

Pwn17 25

10 June 2013, 23:13

Love hurts.

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syki 22

10 June 2013, 23:59

Somehow, my mind automatically went to the colloquial meaning of "turned on." Dafuq, brain???

syki 22

11 June 2013, 00:02

I'm guessing Nicholas Sparks has lost two... aficionados?

Jemm_fml 29

11 June 2013, 00:17

Were you trying to kiss a hobbit?

blue001 5

11 June 2013, 00:43

ouch

Zebediabolical 45

11 June 2013, 00:47

When you try things you see in movies, awesomeness rarely results. It's sweet that you tried though. And at least you didn't land your mom's car in someone's yard.