Miscellaneous: Today, I was asked by my neighbor (who is extremely hot) if I...

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By whyme - 11/05/2016 23:40 - United States - Miami

Today, I was asked by my neighbor (who is extremely hot) if I could fix her sink. My imagination led me too far.... I've been here staring at the sink for an hour with a hammer and not one time has she asked me for sex. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:34

Time to cut back on the **** and actually talk to real people.

talkboxbree 10

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:22

ydi

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ChristinePi 36

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:34

Time to cut back on the **** and actually talk to real people.

talkboxbree 10

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:22

ydi

Dnamei 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:19

One question: do you actually know how to fix it, or did you lie assuming all she wanted was sex?

DrafteeSelf 24

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:22

Why do i feel like you have no idea how to fix a sink

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:26

Maybe you should google local plumbers & cut back on the ****.

Soloman212 28

Friday 13 May 2016 13:48

Why a hammer and not a wrench?

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