Today, I want on a date with a man I met on the internet. While talking over drinks, I asked him what he did for a living. He said he was a salesman, and that he's really good at it. Interested, I asked him what it was he sold. "Cannabis." FML
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socksxox 19
Hey guys, OP here! Must confess, this actually happened to my mum, who really isn't a fan of weed. If it had happened to me it wouldnt have been such a big deal but for a middle class woman in her 40's its a bit of a shocking statement on a first date! That coupled with the fact he kept suggesting to her that they should get a hotel room was enough to send her running!
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george_s_4 32
Hey, at least he was honest
gracehi 33
While I personally think it's silly that marijuana is illegal, I can't blame your mother for not wanting to date someone who sells it. Hell, I wouldn't want to get involved with anyone who sells an illegal substance, regardless of how I feel about the law and the substance itself.
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Comments (35)
purplepong 14
So?
MackUSAF 4
sounds like a good deal to me...
woahwoahooooh 1
And? So what?
iceking53 8
should have him sell you a pen
mommiof2 6
I'd be happy he has a job. Too many jobless ppl out there.
socksxox 19
it's not really a job though is it?
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Yeah, hotel room would be a runner. But if you live in a state where marijuana is legal I don't see why it'd be a big deal even for some conservative middle aged mommy. Those ***** make over $100k a year.
berkeleyjake 13
I don't think that takes a good salesman to sell well. it needs,other skills not to be caught (unless it's legal where you are)
aspecialspecial 21
Good that he was honest, but the bad out weighs the good.
BasedgodFYB 8
Sounds like your mom is a bitch, that's an honest living In several states, he's not a drug dealer he provides people with a substance they want or need and it's quite safe an heathy, how dare you talk down on the way a man feeds himself if it's law abiding. **** you bitch and **** your mom.
punkinpolo69_fml 14
And what's so wrong with being a cannabis salesman? It's legal in many places, I guess I have to assume it's not legal and still very taboo where you live..