Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, the final for a class I'm in is taught by a decrepit old man who apparently has a flunk-out reputation. He spent the entire previous class making a study guide for the final exam, emphasizing, "THIS is on the exam. Know THIS." I studied it hard. Absolutely none of it was on the exam. Everyone failed. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I've been feeling like my efforts are never enough. I had 4 exams in one goddamn week, didn't sleep at all for 3 days studying, only to get completely demolished. The teachers put the most complicated problems as if they WANT us to fail. If I fail one class, I'm getting kicked out of my program. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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DefiningDivine 13
Find a way to report it, don't let him fail you!
Kruiser 16
Wow that's a great vote of confidence! Geez what an asshole
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Comments (80)
marcuscummings 19
That sucks. But you shouldn't of stayed up so long to "study"
mokielove 10
how many redbulls dis u have again. that teacher was out of place to be like that. hopefully you reported it.
MillerBeerTime 5
You are so un attractive it's GROSS
TorisaurusRexxx 10
Honey, with a profile picture like yours, you must not be much of a dime either.
DisCreation 14
Should've started working that hard earlier in the class, probably wouldn't have such a bad grade
fdupagain 11
If he was muttering, maybe he said, I'm failing everyone today...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Honestly, how can you expect to succeed after studying straight for 20 hours with no sleep? Passing an exam implies studying your subject regularly a few weeks beforehand, not the day before. That said, he was a dick to say that. It was completely unethical and should be reported.
siddin 6
lawsuit
ragini95 16
There are just some teachers that you can never understand why they even teach because they make it their goal in life to torture kids. Geez. Sorry OP, hope you can find your way around it!
horrorshowAlex 8
Let me guess what happened next: Your professor glared through his curtain of greasy black hair and, while speaking in a quiet yet commanding tone, he stood up and said, "Turn to page 394."
shadowdragon1 1
Really really