Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, the final for a class I'm in is taught by a decrepit old man who apparently has a flunk-out reputation. He spent the entire previous class making a study guide for the final exam, emphasizing, "THIS is on the exam. Know THIS." I studied it hard. Absolutely none of it was on the exam. Everyone failed. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I've been feeling like my efforts are never enough. I had 4 exams in one goddamn week, didn't sleep at all for 3 days studying, only to get completely demolished. The teachers put the most complicated problems as if they WANT us to fail. If I fail one class, I'm getting kicked out of my program. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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DefiningDivine 13
Find a way to report it, don't let him fail you!
Kruiser 16
Wow that's a great vote of confidence! Geez what an asshole
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Comments (80)
CallMeWindSock 24
Sleep is good, OP!
ao9s7yashdun 7
20 hours is a lot for one exam...but if you've done nothing all semester, that's not going to come close!
j_cat187 20
"Not if I drop your ass."
hendix 17
He probably had bad grades leading up to the exam and his grade on the exam wouldn't have been enough to get a passing grade in the class.. (Just trying to be logical not an asshole)
TheCutestLizard 28
I bet you're right. OP must be an idiot for wasting 20 hours on a lost cause!
EarlFug 19
OP without more detail you need to take this as a life lesson. The prof probably doesn't like you because you disrespected his/her course. A lot is involved in a semester that can't be done on your own in 20 hours. That's fair even if you're some kind of genius. Even if the prof didn't like your hair, ok that's unfair but you need to see that coming and address it using your people skills. You lost this time but take my advice and you'll win next time.
pogue36 5
That's college for ya!
conholio33 28
What an asshole! I dont think they are allowed to do that!! Report him if you can
vbmg152 19
He/she can't do that!
olpally 33
Report that ******! Call him an asshole for doing that. At that point, it'd be worth it.
pwnman 33
This is an unpredictable FML of us saying whose really the idiot here. Who is the Villain, or who is the Victim. All I can say is; Teachers underestimate their students a lot.
FightMyLiger 19
Spoken like a true C student.