Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
Jog on
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
I'm coming!
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Nicely planned
Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Unreliable
Today, despite getting to the bus stop early, the first bus didn’t turn up. The second one was late, and severe traffic caused me to be late for work. I can’t afford for my wages to be docked from this. FML
Today, my mom told me that she'd rather wait for the city bus all day than allow me to give her a ride. FML
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thesmeagol 22
If the bus isn't running, you may need to start.
quickit 24
You're from Australia, I thought you guys travelled on ostriches?
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Comments (39)
randomname98 22
At least the bus didn't cruise past you, notice you, and then keep going anyway. My school bus did that to me earlier this year.
thefirstwhiteboy 17
Well it could have been worse it. could have been raining or snowing while you were waiting
xoteeshaox 22
It's Australia. When are we ever going to get snow in winter, let alone summer time?
_erryndrew_ 16
It was raining. Tasmania's summer for you.
feven 32
6 hours? You've got a lot of patience. I think I would've stopped waiting after 1 and started walking
americanafrican 32
get some running shoes
keiNan_fml 35
you should have checked schedule before leaving the house.
tranced_ 45
try uber. .
CatLady4Lyf 30
I think your story is more of an FML than op's. Sorry that happened and I hope your friend turned out okay.
cheshireau 26
Only in Australia. It happens all the time in NSW. I know because I used to work for the public transport hotline.
vikky538 29
aw man..you just missed the bus six weeks ago...
minagiv 11
How about "You're an adult and can tie your own damn shoes?"
minagiv 11
Sorry, my finger slipped and I replied to the wrong FML. Stupid app.