Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit "Reply All" on an email complaining about the office thermostat being too cold. My boss replied, "It’s cold because I control it." FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML
Today, it was freezing in the office, so I brought in a small space heater and plugged it in under my desk. Moments later, the power went out on the entire floor of the office. I quickly unplugged the heater and stuck it in a drawer. Now I just have to somehow sneak it out of the office. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML
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Pink185054 16
Oh that's cold
Emmamazing 26
How could you not notice that? I have to say you deserved that 100%. Maybe look around next time
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Comments (43)
tranced_ 45
Just imagine the possibilities ;)
photographer49 22
#14 unless you mean like 73° one day and 75° the next I have no idea what your comment implies.
NLM22 14
Great thing you spoke up! Maybe next time try to say something sooner rather than later.
Matheo_fml 21
Please don't tell me you are looking around the same way when you are on the street and/or driving...
8Dirty1 24
YDI
VeganDarkLight 31
I'm pretty sure there's a button for that.
lastunusedname 11
There's a button for that, shit-for-brains.
The_Avatar 22
Thats on you all the way op
Szaszaspasz 26
I totally feel your pain!
Colon_Man 17
He doesn't feel pain. Too cold.
Louie_217 9
Lol wow... Just wow I can't even
flopstar 21
Bringing a jacket would always work too
dreamful_artist 14
I thermostat is a common thing in buildings, how could you have not noticed it?
Vitotaylor36 13
Dumbass