Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
Bluekaren16 19
Breaking a fall deserves a clap haha
ninjadinos 14
That's funny! Honestly, you're tripping out over nothing!
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Comments (44)
sarahrocrocrocks 5
This will probably get voted down, but..... Have a nice trip see you next Fall :D
perdix 31
Makes total sense. Sure, you get polite applause for winning a prize, but the audience really gets nothing from it. However, watching some pompous ass fall flat on his ass is a huge win for the whole audience, so thunderous applause would rightly erupt!
The_F3rris 11
They were applauding you because you turned a very boring award ceremony into something exciting.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's highly motivating.
sommergirl16 3
Awwwww ur life really sucks im so sorry ;(
xmaximusx 12
Thats society today they cheer u when your up, but love it when u fall
perdix 31
Bitches be trippin'!
emilymaevancore 4
haha that's cute though (;
MasterGamer591 13
Was it a laptop? I saw the video then
vezis 0
Guess you were THAT "good" of a teacher... Sad creature you are