Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, my nephew asked me to help build his science fair volcano. I got too invested in making it realistic and used way too much baking soda and vinegar. The eruption shot across the kitchen, hit the ceiling, and dripped red food coloring down the walls while my sister stared at me in annoyed shock. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I gave my kid some Pop Rocks. He shoveled a handful in his mouth, then screamed when they started popping and spat them all over the carpet. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
*theme song* Bill Nye the science guy!
borkchop1992 15
I did that once. Except i didnt stick my face right in the way of the rocket
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Comments (104)
docscientist 10
You forgot one important ingredient: outside.
dunicha 20
i'm pretty sure it's possible to break a window from the outside of the house as well as from the inside.
Swiftly 0
Why would you mix mentos with coke inside your house?
GoW_Chick 15
Stupid is as stupid does.
SignUpisntcool 3
Love your picture!
boredfishing 0
Dramatic effect
RabidBunny 10
It reminds me of my physics project! Everyone laughed at me and my rocket but I had the last laugh when it flew high above everyone else's :D
hellbilly205 17
This is why you dont do these things when drunk...dont lie we all know you were
Michaelsgirl04 9
Mythbusters ftw?
groupleader 7
Doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell that you are more of a rocket surgeon ....a.k.a dumbass
cassiebear7652 7
You set it off inside?
raphanne_fml 33
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight... Or not.
SweetlyPsycho 4
Did I affect you in any way??? O.o Because I just got my chipped tooth fixed and was messing around with diet coke and mentos..... Maybe we're connected in some odd way, where all the good things that happen to me end up happening to you in the worst ways possible. If so, I would be so happy and continue to make my life better by causing you terrible telepathic pain!!!!!!:D
xxFroggyxx 6
You should've done it outside..