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Today, I tried a photo booth that automatically whitens skin. Being naturally very pale, the machine whitened me so much that my face merged with the white background. FML

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The bright side turned out to be way too bright

Well look at the bright side you could hide in the snow when you're playing hide and seek :)

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I love how the Japanese flag on this fml is so pale it merged with the background...

It's that you, Jim Gaffigan? Hot Pockets!

Those machines also make your eyes bigger and rounder. I always end up looking like a fish on stereoids.

species4872 20

That's funny. Nice description.

species4872 20

The walls have eyes.

I'm reminded of Cassandra from Doctor Who

moisturize me!

mariri9206 32

I love it when we come out to play and can make references on here.

Why would you want to automatically whiten the skin?

Pictures, please

If it makes you feel any better, I found out in my last year of secondary school that a huge chunk of the student population thought I was an albino because of my pale skin and nearly white blond hair. The fact I avoided sunlight and had light sensitive eyes apparently helped perpetuate the rumor.

mariri9206 32

"Moisturize me, moisturize me."

There's nothing wrong with being pale. Just don't forget the sunscreen.