Miscellaneous: Today, I took what I thought was rice out of my refrigerator.... - FML

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By Krovels - 06/06/2016 02:48 - United States - Metuchen

Today, I took what I thought was rice out of my refrigerator. I heated it up and put sauce on it only to find out it was shredded cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. FML

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crazyoliversmum 6

Monday 6 June 2016 14:58

What sort of cheese doesn't melt at the heat used to hear rice?

iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:51

are ya nose blind? shouldn't it have looked like queso? How does this even happen? I am sorry for your body but cheese wiz! pay attention. awful pun I know.

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iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:51

are ya nose blind? shouldn't it have looked like queso? How does this even happen? I am sorry for your body but cheese wiz! pay attention. awful pun I know.

crazyoliversmum 6

Monday 6 June 2016 14:58

What sort of cheese doesn't melt at the heat used to hear rice?

crazyoliversmum 6

Monday 6 June 2016 15:00

^ *heat, sorry

JRPilt 5

Monday 6 June 2016 20:55

which lactose intolerant person has cheese in their fridge?

em_iweird 26

Tuesday 7 June 2016 6:43

I'm lactose intolerant and can eat some cheeses. (Like cheddar and mozzarella)

LiliK_fml 21

Wednesday 8 June 2016 3:09

One that still lives with a family that can have cheese and other dairy products, probably

Mariq19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2016 14:44

Why do you have any cheese in your fridge at all then?

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