Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
WTF FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Memorable
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Paparazzi
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Move on, dude
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.
dirtyblond 4
this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,
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Comments (195)
tahvoh 3
WIN!
Mikkagandahan 4
Cuteness! Haha!
pancaken00b 4
HAHAHA. I'd be kind of creeped out if I was him. But cheer up OP, he seems to have a sense of humor? :)
chlorinegreen 27
also the fact he was looking at her pictures. If he hadn't of pulled up that picture (because obviously you wouldn't be able to tell just from a little preview) he never would of saw it. He may be as into you as you are him. Funny how things work out that way.
juturnaamo 29
chlorine: I was thinking the same thing. Obviously he was looking at her pic. Go OP!
sweetonsno 1
That is cute. Don't sweat it. :)
inarticulating 0
LOL, that's funny though? :P not really an fml. sort of embarrassing, buuut like others said, it looks like he doesn't mind haha.
Doortje 30
He has humour, he obviously stalks your Facebook too.. I'd say go for it! :)
beebeeL 1
Haha least it wasn't worse like him chewing you wondering why you was trollin!
brighteyes81 0
^WTF does any of that mean?
Christi44n 0
^ it means that at least he didn't freak out (chewing)on her for stalking(trolling) his facebook.
sjch 0
Trolling doesn't mean stalking...
BAMF18 0
trolling is not stalking.
DeadlyRainbows 0
Why didn't you take the picture facing the other way? Also, you could just have deleted the photo. This isn't rocket science..
cmyk 19
only me who gets the pictures in resent posts? only me who think that its a slight chance he saw himselfs thinking "oh thats me!" and tagges himself? people do tag themselvs if they like the picture, even how little they are in it. dont actually have to be creepy or stalkingher. no? noone?
sassypants93 17
She was stalking him...