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Today, I told my neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd always wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke, I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML

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Probably would have been best without the joke. You never know when people take things literally.

The more the merrier!

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painlessmind 11

Is she hot?

1jordan1 11

Just lie and say you had to cancel, or tell her you have a family emergency you have to attend to and so she will cancel, and you can go as you want!

Clearly you need to work on your joking voice haha

I really love the illustration for this. I'm sure your neighbor will have fun though

The illustration is perfect!

I understand the feeling...at least you had the ability to get along with your guest.

If she's cute, book one room only and tell her that she will be expected to sleep with you. It's only fair don't you think?

Sorry, but some people don't get "lightheartedness" or "sarcasm" Your fault here

At least she paid for her own ticket.