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Today, I told my neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd always wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke, I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML

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Probably would have been best without the joke. You never know when people take things literally.

The more the merrier!

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At least you like her right? Hey she should pose as your girlfriend if your not taken alreadh

never offer an gesture. ....as you found out, someone may fill it. .

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SuperMew 22

My parents used to do this a lot. Our own neighbor was likely autistic (she was a lovely woman, but took things literally as well) and my parents made the same stupid joke. I had to tell her, "They are kidding, it's a joke" when she was like "Oh I will book a ticket." She got upset and my parents felt horrible. They made the joke once more and someone came back and asked what hotel room we were staying in.

Hope she's attractive at least

Have fun with your neighbor

A week ahead of time say something came up and don't go and then reschedule it and say you're going to Disney...that way no one gets hurt...

iAshelle 11

That is really messed up :/ I'm sorry OP!

cheshireau 26

Suddenly, a wild neighbour appeared.