Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
YDI for somehow thinking telling your friends about your parents being divorced is "coming clean"
boone_fml 0
FYL cause your friend thought you were gay? big deal.
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Comments (43)
GodsOfWrath 0
This is probably the stupidist FML I've ever read, besides the postings where people try to convince me that a homeless guy threw poop at them. You're a ****, and THAT'S why your parents are getting a divorce. Congratulations!!
YDI_King 0
YDI for what #32 said
Towelie_31 0
Sounds like your friend was joking, so I really don't see an fml here... and if the fml was suppose to be your parents getting divorced either you're a little kid, or your friend was right. You can't honestly be surprised about a divorce now adays
FAKEstfu 0
This is not a FML. It's more like a...DAB (dumb ass b***h) :D have a nice day
carkel 0
well, you usually dont 'come clean' about your parents' divorce.. usually you just tell. soooo.. but i mean, your friends think your gay... maybe this is a sign that you need to be more sure of your sexuality ;)
Rosalind39 0
I'm sorry about your parents, that really does suck. Your friends shouldn't be cruel and assume things when you have to talk to them.
Yozu 0
Oh. I'm so sorry for that !
Cristaderzi 0
Well at least your friends are open lol
Psychs7 11
He already has one it's called gay pride.
Fleecy 0
OP definitely worded this wrong if he was implying he wasn't gay. And as to the divorce situation...maybe he was hiding it because maybe his parents were seen as like the "perfect" couple or something? I don't know, only OP knows why he was hiding it. FYL and YDI...maybe proofread what you're going to say?