Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML
Today, the ninth grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new, because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I'm 5'1" and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because "there were no students allowed in here yet." FML
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
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fallencastiel 22
At least you aren't a teacher getting mistaken for a freshman.
AnOriginalName 19
With some creativity, you can use that to your advantage. Like using the staff break room, for starters.
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Comments (83)
tbon3r 15
just turn mean girls on them and threaten to hit them
SeanZhangChina 4
Your face grows too hurried ..
an3ph 20
Dude! You should totally run with it! Are you kidding? That's a golden opportunity!
an3ph 20
You should watch "Catch Me If You Can"
byron17 26
Exactly what I was thinking! XD Great scene!
savemeSheehan 8
doesn't sound like a problem to me. I'd just do it school of rock style and fake it
shayes0415 8
Ya I'm a freshman and some senior asked me if I was also a senior.
Ashley_Sky 9
I would scare kids and threaten to suspend them from school
kaybear321 4
I really don't see the problem:p
fristinkristin 16
Wow you must look pretty old for your age?
MyUsernameisEpic 29
I posted this FML a while back, and today, another one of my FMLs got posted which I made an account for, so I figured I'd follow-up on this one as well. Better late than never, right? So, I'm fifteen and I do look pretty old for my age as I'm 6'2". Most people know by now that I'm not 25 or whatever, but occasionally, someone will come up to me and be like, "Sir, how old are you?" Yes, people still call me sir, and it's embarrassing. We have uniforms at our school, but instead of a polo and dark blue pants, I wear a button-down, tie, and dress pants. I do wear Converse, because let's be honest, dress shoes make you look 60. I wear a satchel to school. It's not a purse! It's a European handbag! Alright, well yeah. I hope this clears things up. Oh, and Catch Me If You Can is an awesome flick. Cheers!