Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML
Today, the ninth grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new, because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I'm 5'1" and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because "there were no students allowed in here yet." FML
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
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fallencastiel 22
At least you aren't a teacher getting mistaken for a freshman.
AnOriginalName 19
With some creativity, you can use that to your advantage. Like using the staff break room, for starters.
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Comments (83)
christina3466 17
I'm a sophomore in high school and everybody I meet asks what I'm studying in college.
stonedfly3 15
When I was 15-18 people (outside of school) thought I was in my 20's. Now that I'm in my 30's people still think I'm in my later teens-21ish. Use it to your advantage. It comes in handy sometimes
hk1998 8
Send everyone to detention!
DrpY_MASTER 2
Get fake homework assignments and give it to whoever asks! That would be hilarious
superspooky 13
I'd totally be using that to my advantage if I were you.
niome_fml 9
Aww really? Don't worry it'll be like that for a but.
blueknight1st 26
Well make the most of it then Mr. Abagnale.
oJoy 11
and I'm questioning, how old do you look haha, oh well
Scarylizard1798 23
Dude we all know the struggle ???
PrincessCastiel 27
Assign people you don't like with homework :3