Today, I saw the script for the end of year assembly skit I'm forced to participate in. Looks like on my last day of high school, I'll be running around in a rainbow unicorn costume in front of my entire high school and their parents. FML
Banana_Lord tells us more.
Hi, OP here. I guess I should explain this a little better. On the last day of school, we have a big awards assembly and then hand out yearbooks at the end. Our yearbooks always have a theme and the people in charge do a little skit at the end of the assembly. Our theme this year is fairy tales, thus the unicorn costume (our mascot isn't a rainbow unicorn lol). I'm editor in chief so I can't just back out, and the other people involved are really excited about the skit, so I'd hurt their feelings if I told them how stupid I think it is. I ended up trying to get out of it by telling them I couldn't make it to the rehearsal, but they just switched my part to the narrator. Not quite what I was hoping for, but at least I don't have to do anything embarrassing. You guys' comments made me laugh, and for all the people who said they would love to dress up as a unicorn, to each their own I guess!
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dzhonatan 14
It's not a bad thing to go out of high school in a bang. You'll like college way more anyway
Sandsh8rk 36
Don't feel bad, you're living every brony's dream!
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Comments (115)
kl08 12
what's wrong with being a unicorn? I wish I could be a unicorn! embrace it. sounds like a once in a lifetime event.
GingaNinja01 15
Why are you complaining? That's awesome! I wanna do that!
Jaevwyn 17
They cant actually force you
TheSoundDefense 8
Attention readers: if you're ever stuck with a lame role, put your everything into it. Own that role. You'll be the most awesome unicorn they ever saw.
tehdarkness 21
Just own that shit! Have fun with it; nothing is cooler than confidence!
Quantumcat 1
Make the Part Yours !!!! Suggested Prop: Paper Mache Penis. ( Color of your Choice): Size: HUGE. Improvise, Bump into things, Allude to the part in Meadow Exclaim at several points during the performance "Does this look infected" and "Damn that Suzy", Twerking might also go over well..
jmann8811 15
Hey in fresh prince of bel-air will smith had to dress up like a flower and preform with kids in front of their parents and his graduating class so you'll be fine and Best of luck:)
DejoMasters 8
Why is this a FML? That sounds awesome.
communisttaco 16
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ShenaniganNinja 20
This sounds like a win to me. Go for it. It will be a priceless memory when you grown older.