Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
Lemurcat tells us more.
I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D
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JaneChemi_fml 21
what a dick. hope you weren't going anywhere too important
joea21 21
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Comments (103)
EmmaMK 35
I hope it was an embarrassed laugh as if he realised that he had stupidly suggest the wrong bus.
JesterJosh 5
Did you seriously just say stupidly? You for real typed that shit and thought it made sense?
Lemurcat 12
No, it was more like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
traumamedic3 9
Get your pen and paper, you just got schooled!
Lemurcat 12
I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D
olpally 33
Good job op on taking the high ride and calling him a "dickhole" lmao! Certainly nicer then I would have been!! Glad you're riding the buses like a pro now! :D
crazytwinsmom 25
@26 OP: you should have double checked with the #6 driver.
Lemurcat 12
I agree, I really should have double checked with the #6 driver. But as they say, hindsight is 20/20.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
if he could be so rude as to admit to it... yea he deserves to be called that. What a mean world we live in!
golden_warrior 23
It seems like you guys live in the same neighbourhood. I would be planning my sweet revenge if I was in your shoes.
T0xiiK23 5
I wouldn't say your stupid for taking the d-bags advise. I like to believe that most people would actually help (especially with something as simple as directions) but I may just be optimistic. Bright side you now have a booklet so... you can "ride like a pro" ;)
mmaflake 19
In my head I hear Red Foreman calling you a dumbass.
KingreX32 21
glad you figured it out OP. I know taking the bus in a new city is scary.
TheAspieDork 27
Hehehe..."riding like a pro..."
sunnyray812 42
Douche bag stranger.
Miss_Latina 13
Karma will get him
KaylaTackett 18
What an asshole!
ohnowhyme123 15
what an ass
skyttlz 32
Why do people think stuff like this is so funny? Sorry OP hope you ended up getting where you need!
liaRawr 9
Why didn't you check with the bus driver? Ahahah
xxsakuraxx 29
Of course he sent you the wrong way. He's a MAN!!!!!
donteatzombies 12
Lol. sexist.. But pretty funny
uarudeassbitchyo 17
What an A-Hole
Lemurcat 12
No, he's a dickhole. So when Karma ***** him, it hurts even more >:D
Ashter 20
You are awesome. Just had to tell you. :)
rikkidi 20
Agreed :)