ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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cue_tumbleweed 0
YDI for being too bootylicious
mattz_fml 0
Technically, YDI for having $80 pants. Only $79.90 to go for replacing them!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
How do people know they weren't dress pants for work or part of a suit or anything like that? If they were $80 jeans, that may be a bit excessive, but whatever, to each their own. Also, maybe it's from picking up dimes all the time that this person has enough money to get things like $80 pants. Some people are just good with their money, they don't deserve having their pants ripped because they know how to save up. Sorry about your pants.
keiferrr 0
Thats what you get for being jewish
Callyn 47
YDI for wearing pants that don't fit.
tengil 0
lol you guys serious? Just bought a pair of 140$ pants today
Alex_DeLarge 0
yo fault, for being too fat for your pants
roflcopter1 0
80$ pants, while a bit much, is actually not that expensive. It could have been suit pants orsomethin. And hey, sara palin's pants were like 1,000$ if i remember. So 80< 1000 if i remember my math. Also, its not cool to call people a jew for this.... although it is funny
fuckingshit 0
****** jew
ijrnelson 0
Harharhar. 799 dimes to go.