Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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BigLord 0
Geez, I don't understand people here. Wouldn't we all bend down and pick up ANY kind of coin we saw? Haven't you EVER bought some piece of expensive clothing? How do you know that this guy even bought the pants himself? Could have been a gift. Furthermore, I consider this a genuine FML because it follows an old saying: "the more you want, the more you lose"...
kimbo12345 0
A. u got some crappy pants B. u are wearing pants that are way to tight or C. all the above and ur an idiot for bending over for a dime
blowup_dollie 0
FYL because it sucks to rip your pants. YDI because you paid 80$ for a pair of pants.
greenrapsody 0
either you were wearing the wrong size of $80 pants, or your $80 were really shitty quality :(
nothingatall_fml 0
that ;s suck haha
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're the kind of person who buys *pants* that cost eighty freakin' bucks, you deserve anything you get. Seriously, there's plenty of clothing out there that looks better, costs at most 25% of that, and won't rip. Your type of horrendously blatant materialism will always come back to bite you.
intoxicant 0
It depends on where the rip was, really. I'd probably just wear the pants anyways... I mean, it sucks to rip your pants, especially relatively expensive ones, but it's not the end of the world.
tigrouficele2012 44
And since I can't edit my previous comment, as it hasn't yet bothered to show up on the damn laggy site, yes, all my statements go for whether or not they were dress pants.
Lunie_fml 0
YDI for buying 80$ pants. #54: Maybe to picking up a coin. No, to buying expensive clothing I'd rather buy several things for 80$ than one thing. And lastly, why would the op bring up that they were 80$ unless he/she paid for it them self? No reason.
_violet_ 0
If you can afford to spend $80 you should buy ones that fit... and that don't rip when all you do is bend down