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NessaMae 19
I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..
Carebeareatu 23
Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...
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slickchrome 11
I ran into one once, i was in Hollister and couldn't see the damn thing. anyways I stole its surf board after I molested it.
victoriaescobar 10
Who cares? It's not like they're real.
soulebelius 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You know... I HAVE been looking for ecstasy lately....
slickchrome 11
ok?
gc327072 31
Then go order some online so you can get arrested and realize that DRUGS ARE BAD MMKAY?
deathstroke990 22
I don't understand people..
jerryj 27
Count your blessings and be grateful that you don't.
yukumariooo 11
I get that some people don't mind girls with plastic boobs, but that's ridiculous.
rebelbelle 17
Those must be some lonely people..
Grauncho 27
For some of these people, this is all that exists of their sex life and you would rob them of that?
Wizardo 34
If you actually start putting tops on the mannequins instead of just trousers and skirts then maybe this wouldn't happen.
EphMi 5
Did your boss make you dress up and pose as a mannequin for the day?
RedX1000FML 11
No wonder why they're so realistic....