Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML
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Noff 6
Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Mr_mur_der 0
At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.
ammmeor 4
it was just a dream, go back to sleep
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Comments (121)
mxpklx 12
he fired you through text?! How unprofessional.
iSlappedCupid 0
Wow Wat A Jerk
user12345678910 0
well new job may come with better boss!
festive_foetus 3
Em.. I know this is gonna sound really dumb..but what does OP mean?:-S
tjsomethin 9
Octopus Planking. Those eight legged creatures need to get in on the fun too!
Hmmm_ok 0
you're right.. it does sound dumb.
IndiRae 9
Optimus Prime
ramseyrutherford 2
other person
festive_foetus 3
oh..okay..
festive_foetus 3
ok..:)
dolphincheddar 10
at least your boss didn't say "you suck at your job, so we hired a 5 year old with muscular dystrophy to replace you" ps HAHA woke you up!
TheRealHouse 7
If I was your boss I would have waited until you got my coffee and washed my car... Then i would have fired you.
EmilyFelton98 0
Sorry OP... There are Other Jobs Out There Hopefully You Get One ! :)
Das_Judenburg 0
why the **** do you capitalize every 1st letter
KYLAisaBITCH 4
Why didn't you use any punctuation or capitalization? @the asshole above me
sweetkitty26 0
Are you sure that is for you OP? It's sounds like he's firing a stripper
jkrupili12 0
well that is what you get for being a shitty worker
ktsthrlnd 3
well at least you got the text, because if you showed up to work that day it would be seriously awkward :/