Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that the little red dots all over my body aren't some horrible disease like I originally thought. They're bedbug bites. I've managed to not notice a huge infestation for 5 months. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
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BluPenguin 3
WOW! that is just... nasty...
musicalibrary 4
Oh wow, that is pretty gross.
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roxiefab 0
that's just plain gross!!!
suffer_for_beaut 0
man thats gross. Can anyone tell me how long time it takes for your posts get confirmed or not? :D (maybe send me a private message :) )
skysharksbak 0
unsat isn't a military term, sure it's heard in the military but it isn't military persay, it's used just as much in the civilian sector.
skysharksbak 0
just how everyone calls the 24 hour clock military time, it's not, just because the military uses the 24 hour click doesn't make it military time, it's international time.
sohomomo 2
ewwwww...!!
mes_fml 0
Wow, I bet you must have been really ticked off when you figured it out!
hoolie06 0
lol
MadaZer0 8
Wait what did I say???
MacOSXpert 7
I believe the OP when he says he's from Kentucky.
andrewsm24 0
SNICKERDOODLES MARRY ME <3
Hunts160 5
ur an idiot!