Invisible
Canada
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
emselin
Niv, Denmark
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
mortenp
United States
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
bdayboy
United States
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
The unfavorite
United States
Lonesome today
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks guys
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
theman
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
jet8725
United States
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Sam
Party for One!
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Laxatives in the cake batter? Anyone? Haaaa. Show em', OP.
smokeymcpottt 3
Now you know not to bring salad... Cause everyone knows, you don't make friends with salad.
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bigphill1333 0
Stop being so shy??
lqbabie 0
Haha, that sucks. But honestly don't even worry about them. A good 80 percent of those people suck and will probably have kids by the end of graduation.
Yog_Sahaw 0
Yes, they suck because they don't pay attention to the OP that much. That totally makes sense. And 80 percent? Seriously?
Schizomaniac 24
No, a GOOD 80 percent. There's a difference.
lqbabie 0
it makes great sense.
Garytt 0
bring cake everyday and laugh at them for being fat >:D
sataris20 5
cake is a lie!
noeryu 1
The cake is not a lie. You never finished the game and sat to the end of the credits
ulicksam 0
What's up with all the cry babies posting lame FMLs lately? Wah, wah, wah.
that_guy_ollie 0
a group of leprachauns with no gingers?.....
mgt90 0
I'm sorry bout that. hopefully ur true friends will c ur charisma
Personification 5
Must've been good cake.
cgguardian 17
If you've ever seen or read anything of Hetalia with Canada in it, you'll notice why this is kinda funny.
CougeeSwagg 19
Don't worry, not only did I not have friends, at least half the school were dicks to me. That includes girls too.