Invisible
Canada
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
emselin
Niv, Denmark
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
mortenp
United States
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
bdayboy
United States
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
The unfavorite
United States
Lonesome today
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks guys
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
theman
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
jet8725
United States
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Sam
Party for One!
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Top comments
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Laxatives in the cake batter? Anyone? Haaaa. Show em', OP.
smokeymcpottt 3
Now you know not to bring salad... Cause everyone knows, you don't make friends with salad.
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Comments (60)
random_name2 1
No offence but u kinda deserve it. People aren't just gonna "notice you" your whole life, you have to go out of your way to be noticed. GO TALK TO THEM
very_ugly_girl 0
True, I used to be a very ugly girl. Now I am wearing makeup, dress sexy and now the guys notice me. I made an effort to get attention and got it.
deafeningsilence 8
What the hell, 24?
zp5 4
(before cake) "hey guys, whats up? *they walk away* (when he brings cake) hey guys, i brought cake!" (classmates) hey best friend! hows it going? you're awesome! can i have my piece of cake now?
thecovert 7
Chocolate?
suazo15 0
aha that cake most be good. ahah
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Me too :) Girl Scouts troop 3416 hahaha
flapdoodle 2
No cake no comment.
andacondakiwi 11
Win.
zp5 4
isn't that a comment?
GuitarNukka520 5
at least you can bake :) thats a plus in my book.
My_Deathbed 0
"potluck" oh i see, you're from canada. It all makes sense now...
zanguard 0
Run around class naked. If that doesn't get them to notice you then I don't know what will.
H3adFonHyStRiA 0
A potluck is where a group of leprechauns gather around a hot bowl of babies. No gingers though