Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
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mangobbler 11
God has an odd sense of humor OP....
SweetJTBR 22
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D
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Comments (101)
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
My ass stinks like shit.
AholeCop 11
Are you the lead singer of Aerosmith? If you are, I can't help but say I've noticed your rack and butt. Dude looks like a lady.
rockfivo 7
Wow... Got pics??
StanSmith2013 26
Atrazine maybe? It causes feminisation, you should look into it.
Yusomadbro_fml 4
Twerk dat masculine butt of yours
curvysister 2
so your like the kate upton of guys?
ZeTripod 10
Two words. HARLEM SHAKE!!
themostunlucky_fml 14
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