Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
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mangobbler 11
God has an odd sense of humor OP....
SweetJTBR 22
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D
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Comments (101)
darryaz 9
Maybe you could go on Rupaul's Drag Race
whyisitincapital 25
Do you have the legs to match?
Dusty_Busters 15
Wait what? Like you have a smokin hot babes bod? Crazy
davek 36
It's a trap!
DFresh503 8
You sound like the platypus of humans...
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Wow
honeymoonroyale 20
I can relate. For some reason boys seem to more likely have nice asses than girls sometimes. I'm actually real jealous of my own boyfriend's ass. No lie.
Miss_Latina 13
Pics please. I can't really picture this. Are you saying you have like D's or a six pack? I'm confused.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
God has a great sense of humor bro.
CantTouch 9
When are you scheduled to complete your sex change operation?