Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the sciatic nerve in my left leg started twinging at random moments, leaving that leg painful and useless for a few seconds each time. Yesterday, I twisted my right knee and ankle falling over at work. Standing up is terrifying and I don't know which leg to limp on. FML
Today, my hypochondria is getting worse. I think it's because of watching too much Grey's Anatomy. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I realized just how sedentary both my work and home lives are after I went to the doctor with a rash on my butt and he diagnosed it as bedsores from near constant sitting. FML
Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML
Today, I realized thanks to two injuries I have that I can't do two routines my doctor wants me to do. I strained something in my right hip so squatting causes me pain. Jogging is also out of the question because my right foot healed wrong when I sprained it, and requires pricey foot surgery to fix. FML
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my stepmom noticed that I lean more to one side when I walk. I'd never noticed this. I've had right hip pain and both my parents agree this was to compensate for that. I've also been doing stretches for a few days but they haven't helped. FML
Today, when my sore right hip that I had finally started to feel a little bit better, I banged my right knee on the bookshelf that sticks out just a bit to the side of the doorway as I enter my room. FML
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btstig 11
Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.
stopsignman 0
No way! I thought I was the only one! :)
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Comments (153)
mcdewme 6
Thats epic!
crazy4books23 13
This made my day. :)
ZaiopePerSe 15
as Greg would say, you're an idiot! for thinking that's a bad thing
FallenWolf 2
All you need to do now is start popping painkillers.
592405 5
yeah right this is fake
aubielovsea 9
Just don't start acting like him, and no drugs;)
dieseltim 1
I have back problems causing me to walk with a cane an everyone calls me house lol
Louleddy26 5
time to leave the house and talk to 3d people!
dspolleke 19
It could have been lupus
Federgirl 19
Ahaha, that's awesome!!