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By Denisse - 10/07/2021 22:18

Today, I realized that a few months ago, my parents bought my 12-year-old brother a PS5 with three games. At the same time, when I asked my parents to buy me some books for college, they refused, stating that "they're way too expensive and unnecessary". I'm 19. FML

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princess_stabitty 20

Monday 19 July 2021 12:41

This is the moment when you realize, that one day, YOU will be the one who decides which retirement home they will end up at. And no need to research which one is actually any good - those are usually mighty expensive, and just like your college textbooks, way too expensive, and also, completely unnecessary.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 21 July 2021 8:39

It took you 3 months to realize? Maybe that's why.

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princess_stabitty 20

Monday 19 July 2021 12:41

This is the moment when you realize, that one day, YOU will be the one who decides which retirement home they will end up at. And no need to research which one is actually any good - those are usually mighty expensive, and just like your college textbooks, way too expensive, and also, completely unnecessary.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 21 July 2021 8:39

It took you 3 months to realize? Maybe that's why.

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