Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
why they bomb
Campbell River, Canada
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Username
Reset my life
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Discouraged
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
hesaidwhat
United States
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Top comments
cradle6 13
So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
thatshot808 6
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five
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Comments (199)
Epsilonyx 15
I'd call you out for this if I wasn't the same....
nonamericandolla 6
That's sad! See what media does to us!
Jacksparrow72 21
Glad I'm not the only one.
AlexisPaige239 5
omg! i actually moderated this one myself!!! :D this is awesome! i picked yes
DocBastard 40
And so did several other FML users. And then the FML Moderation Team had their weekly meeting, snorted some powdered taro root, smoked some dehydrated marshmallows, and selected this based on the fact that FML has 2,691,781 "likes" on Facebook. The fact that it was published has little to do with you, dear.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Doc, get your facts straight. Last time you said they snort rhino snot, now taro root? Make up your mind, man..
DocBastard 40
A_TEEN, it varies depending on the week and their mood. True ******' story, man.
Sirin_fml 47
We snort the lost potential of the comments section.
innka 2
update interesting statuses
Okayitwasme 0
LIKE =)
genericfmluser 17
Geez get a life. You shouldnt base your selfesteem on what people think about your facebook. People have gotten to dependent on this bull shit.
zuzupetalsYO 11
And Farmville lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yeah, well. A lot of people base their self-esteem on how other people think about them. It's not so uncommon.
brianfantana32 10
Ya you're right, it's the same thing as being happy about what other people think of you as but on the Internet. No biggie here
husamsabaa 0
Same here!
brianfantana32 10
Zuckerberg strikes again