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Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Markovski 18

R.I.P. OP

Epiccake 15

What a loving child

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Biker187 13

Sounds like she's got the right touch to be a great writer. Bless her for writing down the plot.

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Damn, she'll be the next jk Rowling! Killing every character! (Hedwig, Dobby, dumbledore, Fred, Lupin, Sirius, tonks, etc)

mattiscg 22

Time to lawyer up!!!

Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

As a little sister who has planed the same thing more than once, I say you desired it. No, I didn't write my plan out but if I knew my sister was reading my diary I would have. Just to f*** with her. Don't read people's private thoughts, you will misunderstand them.