Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
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Top comments
Madalena_fml 0
LMAO . Karma's a bitch .
christopherlove 0
I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.
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Comments (83)
itsgen 16
hahah i sooo agree with 10 but like seriously who the freak goes on a bridge or anywhere thats not close to a gas station wen ur low on fuel,,AND! who lets there car get that low on gas!?!
noshitsherlock 0
#10, I totally agree!!!
redbluegreen 41
Smart. Just be happy no one hit you.
valuemeal2 1
YDI, fill up your gas tank earlier next time. Also, don't drive like a douchebag.
st87 0
I feel sorry... for the other guy. He probably needed to go home just as badly as you — if not more. You may be in a hurry to get to a gas station, but hey, he probably wanted to go home for some sex. At least that beats you, ya little pussy..
tWitt3rBuG 0
Lol! YDI, how could you let your gas run low?
erroric 0
It sounds like the car behind you has a better fml.
Natsumi_Ryuu 4
I agree! Lol
00754chan 0
this is the very reason we fill the tank on a regular basis.
scottyz1 0
Icing on the cake was if he rolled up beside you, slides his windows down, only to begin the onslaught of notes: 'We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.... etc' That would be deserved.
ohdamn_fml 2
Uh... You're stupid.