Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, I knew my mom wanted to go out to dinner with me and my sisters, and I couldn't remember why, so I called her and said, "Why are we going out to dinner?" and she goes, "Well, we always have." I forgot today's the anniversary of my stepdad dying. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
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Tristyxxx 24
Dear OP Happy birthday. Sincerely, Your friends from FML
alpaquette91 9
she forgot because she didn't sign in to Facebook
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Comments (99)
ThisGi 0
that sucks
AlittleBasterd 0
Consider yourself hated.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you just can't assume anything these days.
ndclover 3
don't worry. they are planning a surprise get together later in the evening for you i hope?
woahwoahwow 9
You can't blame her for putting the day you were born out of her mind. probably one of the most painful days of her life. she's suppressing it.
IxLovexYouuuu 6
best birthday gift ever, huh?
clumsy65 0
aww that freaken sucks balls
Jordyn345 4
happy birthday!! :D sorry about your mom though
lmaoatall 6
hey, it's my moms bday too, I didn't forget. what the hell is wrong with your mom? happy birthday to you. time to lay on the guilt trip on her. thick!!!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Don't let her fool you, she totally knew the whole time.
GriZzliie 3
sorry to be a creep but YOU'RE AWESOME! :)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Uhh thanks I guess