Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML
Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I had a massive craving for peanut butter and jelly. While making a sandwich, the jar slipped from my hands, bounced off the counter, and exploded all over my kitchen. Now I have peanut butter and jelly in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
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organizse 28
Natural selection? Extra protein? Toughening your mouth? Really, there are only benefits here
BlueBaronBitch 22
Crunchy
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Comments (70)
uhohitslisa2 20
Glass shards in your food? Yummy! Extra fibre! Seriously though, FYL. I know the feeling of making a nice meal and then it getting ruined somehow. I once made a nice ham for dinner and then it fell on the floor.
sturschaedel 27
I think if glass would be something the body could use, it would be more of a mineral than a fibre, since it is basically molten sand.
Brandon1000 10
Give it to someone you hate.
Nygma 14
Don't tell anyone, and it may end up like an episode of House, with everyone going to the E.R. for the same unknown reason.
CassandraThyme 14
What kind of casserole?
atlien247 16
I'm imagining the origin story for one of the glass eaters you see at those freak shows.
pwinche1 11
To get the glass out of your foot, heat your foot up by using a blow dryer, place cellophane tape over it, on your foot. let your foot cool, pull the cellophane tape off slowly. it will take alot of little shards out.
TheInvisibleOne 31
I think you misread it. It fell in the lasagna.
Widow327 3
That is terrible!!! I hope you were able to make another meal quickly!!!
Cityboyyo 13
I don't know why but when I read that quickly, I read it as "today I made a jealous asshole for diner."
live2loveurself 11
Literally the exact same thing happened to me when my mom made a casserole, I opened the cupboard to get a bowl and one came crashing down and smashed a glass on the counter. There were tiny glass shards in our casserole, and my mom ended up crying and sent us to subway, I felt so bad but she knew it wasn't my fault. It had taken her hours to make that casserole :(
UTreeHugginHip 4
Time to introduce the family to Russian Roulette??