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Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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YDI. They do that shit on MTV.

Haha this absolutely made my day!

the thought was there ? :)

Haha, leave the deepthroating to the women.

thats exactly what i was going to say

oh man...sick

greenltrn2003 0

sorri but...YDI were u also planning on pushing a meatball with your nose? if your going to try to imitate a movie go for something like Die Hard or The Matrix or some shit like that

mcsnelly 5

Yes, because shooting bad guys, dodging bullets, and freezing in mid-air is a MUCH more realistic thing to do than two people eating the same noodle.... OP: Well it COULD have been romantic....lol You tried and that's what counts....it started cute, anyway.

So then you flipped her over and sniffed her ass, right?

No, he licked his balls

atleast you tried just remember that

seriously? yyyyyyyydddddddiiiiii