Fsd
France
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NoorFML
United States
Quick quick
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Late lateeee
San Francisco, United States
Military time is best
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Bored
Top of the morning to ya!
Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML
Jeremy
United States
Use the military clock!
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Coach
United States
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Budhvaraddams
Where are you?
Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML
Anonymous
El Cajon, United States
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Shitty Boss Shitty Job
Davenport, United States
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Top comments
_John_ 0
I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!
4st4nd4rd4th 0
Today, I wanted to wake up my favorite master in the world by alarming at 6 o' clock this morning. He hit me and I shut up. FML
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Comments (85)
Akalia_fml 7
Learn how to turn your alarm clock off then, aye buddy?
hussbogman 0
wow ur life is totally ******
Rainbowjumper0 12
Wow how awful, your life sounds messed.
rtyme11_fml 0
thank you for wasting my life
Taq_fml 0
ok thats great... theres a simple solution to that. TURN IT OFF! instead of wrighting an FML about it. seriously some of these's are really stupid.
tencalories 3
yea dude I always have to get up so stop complaining
ArielTheMermaid 17
so shove it to the floor and go back to sleep.
rroxie124 5
Boo Hoo, go back to sleep and stop complaining.
skeleton_skinner 0
turn it off???
_Allstar_ 2
That would be the smart thing to do.
BloodyMary666 24
Well, turn it off!