Fsd
France
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoorFML
United States
Quick quick
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Late lateeee
San Francisco, United States
Military time is best
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Bored
Top of the morning to ya!
Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML
Jeremy
United States
Use the military clock!
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Coach
United States
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Budhvaraddams
Where are you?
Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML
Anonymous
El Cajon, United States
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Shitty Boss Shitty Job
Davenport, United States
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
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_John_ 0
I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!
4st4nd4rd4th 0
Today, I wanted to wake up my favorite master in the world by alarming at 6 o' clock this morning. He hit me and I shut up. FML
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Comments (85)
imadinosaurrawwr 0
umm turn the alarm off stupid
Savannah_97 0
Today, my alarm clock work me up like always. FML! like wth kind of fml is this?
michiganfan 0
you deserve it dumbass. everyone knows that when you're on vacation from work or school or whatever else, YOU TURN OFF YOUR ALARM!!!!
maddy23a 5
yippie, you woke up early -.-
kykeon22 0
not too bad, all you have to do is push the button and turn the alarm clock off and enjoy a couple hours of more sleep :D
rentatent 0
Good Lord! Are you okay??
jessicaelizabeth 0
hahah, that's exactly what I was thinking. just turn it off and go back to sleep!
MeganCello 8
Wow, you dipshit. YOU forgot to turn off your alarm and then had to waste a whole 10 seconds. OH SHIT TACO THE WORLD IS GOING TO END AHHHHH! >.>
1337ghost 0
will stfu up i have imsomnia so i fall asleep at 6am and wake up at 7 am almost everyday
cgarcia9789 0
harden up would ya.